In Defense Of: Songs That Have Dance Instructions in The Lyrics
These songs are wonderful, and you all know it.
Nov 15, 20194 min read
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Everything Reminds Me Of You
"We needed to
Separate
For us me this
But everything was for you."
Nov 11, 20191 min read
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One Glass of Rosé
"I would never kill you Goliath,
But God, you make me feel so small."
Nov 7, 20193 min read
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Hi, I'm Your iPhone Here With Another Update
Am I upset that I get harassed with updates? No, of course not. What makes you say that?
Nov 6, 20194 min read
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Serial Killer Advises Public to Pledge to Kill Less Often to Reduce Homicide Rates
It sounds stupid, right? Because it's stupid.
Oct 31, 20191 min read
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A Rant on Anxiety
Did this rant need to be in the form of a list? No. Did I want it to be? Yes.
Oct 29, 20193 min read
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