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Creating Cultures and Races for Your World While Avoiding Stereotypes and Caricatures
Inspiration in worldbuilding is great; caricatures are not.
The Angry Noodle
Jun 10, 202112 min read
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Five Sci-Fi Cliches That You Don’t Necessarily Have to Avoid
Hey, they're used often for a reason, right? Here are some scifi cliches we shouldn't be avoiding.
The Angry Noodle
Mar 31, 20217 min read
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Top Questions To Ask When Building Your Fictional City (The Sequel!)
Aw shit, here we go again.
What are some other good questions to ask when you get to the city building part of the worldbuilding process?
The Angry Noodle
Mar 19, 202114 min read
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I Made Some Government Propaganda For The Magical World That I Built
The Core City Bureau of Intelligence wants to make sure you're staying safe. Watch this PSA on Hexxers.
The Angry Noodle
Mar 12, 20211 min read
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Six Professions We Don’t See Often Enough in Fantasy & Science Fiction (and Six We See Too Often)
We see lots of cool jobs in fantasy and sci-fi. But what are some jobs that don't appear as much?
The Angry Noodle
Feb 23, 202116 min read
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7 Unusual Ideas For a Story Setting
Looking for ideas for a new story? Here are some unusual settings to consider writing about!
The Angry Noodle
Feb 6, 20217 min read
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Personality Quiz: Which Popular Fantasy Character Trope Are You?
We're back with a new personality quiz! This time, we're tropifying you into a fantasy character!
The Angry Noodle
Jan 15, 20211 min read
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Personality Quiz: Which YA Dystopian Character Trope Are You?
A personality quiz...with a kinda messed up twist. Some of you will know what it is. Most of you will not.
The Angry Noodle
Sep 25, 20201 min read
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Top Questions To Ask When Building Your Fictional City
What are some things you should keep in mind when creating a fictional city?
The Angry Noodle
Sep 21, 20207 min read
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Friendly Mythical Creatures We Should “Horrorify”
These mythical creatures tend to be friendly. Let's change that!
The Angry Noodle
Sep 14, 20206 min read
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4 Supernatural Powers We Don't See Much in Media (But Should)
We saw lots of cool superpowers/magic abilities in media, but what about the many forgotten ones with lots of potential?
The Angry Noodle
Aug 20, 20208 min read
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Netflix's Love, Death, and Robots Episodes, Ranked
Episodes of Netflix's "Love, Death, and Robots" ranked from worst to best!
The Angry Noodle
Aug 18, 202034 min read
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Short Story: The Passing of Witchcraft
A young woman has an encounter that brings a little magic into her life.
The Angry Noodle
Aug 12, 202011 min read
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Short Story: Charlene Versus the Church of the Land Whale
"We are creatures of water, but the High Cetacean lives in the realm of air."
The Angry Noodle
Jun 24, 20205 min read
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Short Story: What Lurks Under the Bed
A fairly typical meeting of the Benevolent Order of Outrageous Otherlanders (Boooo).
The Angry Noodle
Jun 22, 20204 min read
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Short Story: Angel in the Alley
...Even as I sit here typing it some twenty years later, it sounds odd even to me. But there was a an angel in the alleyway.
The Angry Noodle
Jun 4, 20207 min read
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Personality Quiz: Which Mythical Creature Are You?
Personality Quiz: Which Mythical Creature Are You?
The Angry Noodle
May 27, 20201 min read
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Rating My Favorite Scary SCPs
A list of my favorite SCPs because who doesn't love a crippling existential crisis and some fear of everyday objects every now and then?
The Angry Noodle
Apr 8, 202017 min read
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Short Story: The Birth of Mancafar
From creation all the Cannibal knew was darkness. It writhed aimlessly like all the rest of its kind.
The Angry Noodle
Mar 30, 202016 min read
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Short Story: A Quest
This was no mere errand; it was a quest.
The Angry Noodle
Mar 25, 202011 min read
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Short Story: Fate Drops In
The final act of the drama is close at hand...Must it always be like this; a cameo appearance followed by annihilation?
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Feb 8, 202016 min read
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Personality Quiz: Who Are You In The Core City? Myers-Briggs
If The Core City was real, which class would you fit into? Find out here!
The Angry Noodle
Jan 30, 202014 min read
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Cruxian Class Profile: Hollowed
Posessing a heart instead of a magic-processing core, the classification of Hollowed has been widely debated among Cruxian experts.
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Jan 27, 20202 min read
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Cruxian Class Profile: Hexxer
The black sheep of the Crux, the Hexxer thrives off of feeling and inflicting pain.
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Jan 23, 20202 min read
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Cruxian Class Profile: Psionic
Quiet and stoic, Psionics are so attuned to the thoughts of those around them that the district they call home is nearly entirely silent.
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Jan 22, 20202 min read
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Cruxian Class Profile: Hydromancer
Gentle, soft-spoken, and somewhat cold, the adaptable Hydromancers are the most likely to get along with every other magic class.
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Jan 21, 20202 min read
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Cruxian Class Profile: Pyromancer
Passionate and impulsive, the pyromancer embraces doing things on a whim and treats rage as a gift, not an emotion to bottle up inside.
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Jan 20, 20202 min read
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Cruxian Class Profile: Geomancer
...the strong and noble Geomancers are some of the most reliable Cruxes that one can encounter.
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Jan 18, 20202 min read
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Cruxian Class Profile: Aeromancer
More wind than humanoid, the mysterious and secretive Aeromancers spend more time floating in the clouds than interacting with others.
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Jan 17, 20202 min read
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Cruxian Class Profile: Shockmancer
A Shockmancer is capable of either conjuring and manipulating lightning or designing and controlling technology.
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Jan 16, 20202 min read
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Cruxian Class Profile: Imaginate
The fun-loving Imaginates have the power to bend reality to varying degrees, making daydreams a beautiful (or sometimes horrifying) reality.
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Jan 15, 20202 min read
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Cruxian Class Profile: Alleviate
Widely viewed as the gentlest and most peaceful of every class, the healing Alleviates are still not immune to the pull of violence.
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Jan 12, 20202 min read
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Speculative Fiction: The Core City
Instead of humans, the dominant species in Genesis are the Crux, human-like magical beings made of and existing solely for magic power.
The Angry Noodle
Jan 6, 20204 min read
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