There's lots of people. Maybe we should represent all of them. But people like to complain. So I'm gonna address some of those complaints.

A sequel to one of the first posts on Satyr Central: A Rant on YouTube!

I am a tiny human. I like being a tiny human, but sometimes being a tiny human is less than enjoyable. Here's why.

The fatal design flaw of the patriotic Bomb Pop.

It's been a long day.

Look at these men of God who obey. Look how they were rewarded.

You are the absolute worst because you know you can get away with being the absolute worst.

Did this rant need to be in the form of a list? No. Did I want it to be? Yes.

We're making a series out of Your Favorite Philosopher's endless wisdom. Here's a train rant.

A rant on the joys of the morning commute.

Yes, it's two sentences. No, I'm not sure if he was serious or not when he sent me this. Yes, I'm proud I'm posting it.