Trigger warning: sexual harassment, some naughty language.
No, I would not. Not for all the money in the world. Not if your life depended on it. Not if my life depended on it.
Don't you have anything better to do than lurk outside a subway turnstile waiting for women to harass? Were you looking for attention? Did I just seem like an easy target because you knew I wouldn't say anything back to a potentially unhinged man sexually harassing me as a 5'0" woman traveling alone? Would you be brave enough to make douchey comments like that to a woman who could fold you in half? If so, please do. I'd love to see it.
You should know that in the quick glance I got at you before you so eloquently informed me that, "When I ask you if you want to suck my dick, you'll say, 'Oohhhh, yes please,'" I was not the slightest bit impressed. Nothing about you even remotely stands out aside from the fact that you advertise your more than likely mediocre cock to random women in a dirty train station. In fact, I barely remember what you look like. All I remember is someone vile saying something vile.
If you wonder why you're spending your time sexually harassing women instead of actually having someone to hold at night, maybe take a moment to reflect, you cunt. Instead of doing something useful with your life, instead of meeting women somewhere they might actually want to interact with you, instead of doing literally anything else, you stared a random woman down as she swiped into the turnstile and told her that she'd happily suck your dick if given the chance.
Your balls must be bluer than a Smurf.
I would say I wish you well, but I don't. I hope you get hit by a train.
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