Oct 28, 20191 min read
How to Write: Poetry
A guide on poetry. Follow this to the letter or you aren't a poet.
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Oct 27, 20191 min read
Trains Are Just Oppressed Automobiles
We're making a series out of Your Favorite Philosopher's endless wisdom. Here's a train rant.
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Oct 26, 20193 min read
10 Ways You Can Kill The Seven-Foot-Tall Man Blocking Your View of The Peaceful Sunset
"...and stab him in his lengthy back with the heels you are undoubtedly wearing because you’re a small person..."
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Oct 25, 20192 min read
Garden City Diaries
What happens when you write an intentionally bad poem that merges everything pretentious about poetry? This happens.
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Oct 23, 20195 min read
A Rant On The Joys Of The Morning Commute
A rant on the joys of the morning commute.
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Oct 19, 20191 min read
How to Write: Flash Prose
A guide on writing the quicker, littler version of prose: flash prose!
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