Hi, I'm Your iPhone Here With Another Update
Am I upset that I get harassed with updates? No, of course not. What makes you say that?
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Serial Killer Advises Public to Pledge to Kill Less Often to Reduce Homicide Rates
It sounds stupid, right? Because it's stupid.
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Garden City Diaries
What happens when you write an intentionally bad poem that merges everything pretentious about poetry? This happens.
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