Trouble in Toilet Town

by Your Favorite Philosopher

You see this? This is several months worth of toilet paper. You know what you should do with it? Pick up ONE, place it in your shopping cart, and walk away, you turd.

A customer at my job bought a whole shopping cart of toilet paper to prepare for the virus.

Don't do this.

If it comes down to running out of toilet paper, then I think a stinky butt is the least of your concerns.

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