Jul 1, 20206 min read
Rant: On Being Short
I am a tiny human. I like being a tiny human, but sometimes being a tiny human is less than enjoyable. Here's why.
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Jun 26, 20203 min read
Billboard Chart Sonnets: #5 and #36
Another Billboard Chart Sonnet! This time: The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face and In Da Club.
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Jun 24, 20205 min read
Short Story: Charlene Versus the Church of the Land Whale
"We are creatures of water, but the High Cetacean lives in the realm of air."
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Jun 22, 20204 min read
Short Story: What Lurks Under the Bed
A fairly typical meeting of the Benevolent Order of Outrageous Otherlanders (Boooo).
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Jun 18, 20202 min read
Rant: Bomb-Pop's Fatal Design Flaw
The fatal design flaw of the patriotic Bomb Pop.
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Jun 14, 20204 min read
The Angry Noodle Society
The Angry Noodle Society. It's as awesome as it sounds.
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