

Rant: On Being Short
I am a tiny human. I like being a tiny human, but sometimes being a tiny human is less than enjoyable. Here's why.
Jul 1, 20206 min read
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Billboard Chart Sonnets: #5 and #36
Another Billboard Chart Sonnet! This time: The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face and In Da Club.
Jun 26, 20203 min read
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Short Story: Charlene Versus the Church of the Land Whale
"We are creatures of water, but the High Cetacean lives in the realm of air."
Jun 24, 20205 min read
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Short Story: What Lurks Under the Bed
A fairly typical meeting of the Benevolent Order of Outrageous Otherlanders (Boooo).
Jun 22, 20204 min read
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Rant: Bomb-Pop's Fatal Design Flaw
The fatal design flaw of the patriotic Bomb Pop.
Jun 18, 20202 min read
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The Angry Noodle Society
The Angry Noodle Society. It's as awesome as it sounds.
Jun 14, 20204 min read
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