Oct 5, 20193 min read
I Love Babies So Much, I'll Fucking Murder Yours: A Letter From a Neighbor
Abortion is murder and so are contraceptives. If I ever so much as hear that you ended the life of one of God's creatures, I will kill you.
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Sep 26, 20193 min read
Yes Amy, You're Just as Bad as Your Cannibal Brother
I don't actually need my internal organs, do I? Oh well. At least I didn't pick favorites.
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Sep 26, 20193 min read
Okay, But to Play Devil’s Advocate, Some Good Can Come From Unleashing a Zombie Apocalypse on Africa
The zombie apocalypse sucks, but at least I come out of it looking superior.
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