

The Standard For All Of Our Rants
Yes, it's two sentences. No, I'm not sure if he was serious or not when he sent me this. Yes, I'm proud I'm posting it.
Oct 3, 20191 min read
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Yes Amy, You're Just as Bad as Your Cannibal Brother
I don't actually need my internal organs, do I? Oh well. At least I didn't pick favorites.
Sep 26, 20193 min read
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Okay, But to Play Devil’s Advocate, Some Good Can Come From Unleashing a Zombie Apocalypse on Africa
The zombie apocalypse sucks, but at least I come out of it looking superior.
Sep 26, 20193 min read
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